An Explanation of Foot Fetishes

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http://www.cracked.com/article_19834_5-scientific-explanations-your-sexual-perversions.html

5 Scientific Explanations for Your Sexual Perversions
The thing about our sexual preferences is that we just accept them — of course guys like boobs, and couples like kissing. Well … why? Why don’t we rub armpits instead? Why do so many people have foot fetishes? There has to be a reason.
And while maybe we can’t explain your thing with puppets, science does have a few ideas about the other stuff we’re into.
#5. Foot Fetishes Kept Us Free of STDs
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Looking to warn your kid away from sexually transmitted diseases? Try encouraging him to lust after feet. No, that isn’t an excerpt from our parenting guide, So You’re Stuck With a Baby: Tips for Making It Interesting. It’s actually a sound theory based on some pretty badass science.
Feet are the most fetishized body part out there. There’s no obvious reason why — it’s not like, say, a leather fetish, where everyone can look at Catwoman and say, “Yeah, I get that.” You can’t have sex with feet, and even if you could, would you want to? A lot of fungus lives there.
Condoms won’t help, and lube just makes it worse.
Well, scientists wanted to know why, so they started digging. First of all, how did it get started? There are several theories, including one from an expert who says that sensation in the feet and genitals both transmit to the same area of the brain, so there could be some accidental crossover there. But why would it persist through thousands of years of evolution? The answer appears to be disease.
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Researchers collected history’s records of foot-lust and compared it with the greatest STD outbreaks of the last thousand years: gonorrhea (the 13th century), syphilis (the 16th century, with an encore in the 19th century) and AIDS (the break-dancing years up to now). Scientists learned two things. The first was a greater appreciation for antibiotics, and the second was that foot fetishes are most prevalent in times of disease.
In other words, when our genitals know it’s too dangerous to go outside, we start fantasizing about toes and bunions and the way sneakers smell. To test this theory, an intrepid band of sex researchers looked at the prevalence of feet in eight major pornographic publications from 1965 to 1994. Then they made a graph, because graphs are what get scientists off.
Discover Magazine You’re welcome. Now clean yourselves up.
It’s worth noting that a general obsession with feet also correlated with periods of greater female power, as if women themselves were taking away the usual goodies and substituting the third filthiest part of their bodies instead, just to show men what was what.

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